Spoiled Goddess Meets Murphy’s Law

I want to catch you up on what’s been going on with your continually spoiled Goddess the past few weeks. First, I was caught in the middle when a tomcat attacked my dog (I know!!! Crazy!!!) and left with a deep scratch. Fortunately, the dog was okay, the cat was pretty satisfied with himself, and because he was one of the foster cats, he had been properly vetted (Thank you for every bouquet that goes towards vetting the foster cats I help find homes for!) I wrote a bit more about the whole cat incident in April, soon after it happened.

You Can Be Spoiled and Grateful at the Same Time

At the beginning of Masturbation May, I was quite taken aback to have my very first gallbladder attack! Now, for those of you who don’t know, many of the symptoms I was feeling are similar to how a stroke presents in women. I knew enough to google that when I was trying to figure out what the heck was going on, and I wasn’t taking any chances. (I was experiencing nausea, cold sweat, pain at my sternum, and lower back pain). Since I’m generally extremely healthy, and eat relatively well, good real food, I was a bit freaked out. So, a night in the ER, where they took very good care of me,and spoiled me with warm blankets, and ice chips. The doctor and nurses checked everything twice, diagnosed me, and sent me on my way, with some referrals. Took a day to catch up on my sleep, and then had a reaction to the contrast dye from the CT scan! All over body rash! Get past that and we find that potentially I needed more antibiotics from the cat scratch, as my lymph nodes in my throat were swollen, and I felt like I had strep throat…ugh!

Kicking Murphy to the Curb

Such a pitiful tale of woe, isn’t it!? I know I have a problem coming inside to take your calls during the Spring and Summer (and no patio playtime with you, because I have a new neighbor and should probably behave until I get to know him!), but this time I had legitimate reasons to not be here, and no one is sorrier than I was! Y’all are way more fun than bed rest! (Staying in bed is entirely different than bed rest, by the way!) I continued to be well taken care of by a special sissy sub who stayed while Evan was gone. Being spoiled made all the difference! I just wanted y’all to know I am healthy, happy, well rested, and ready to do some damage here (if CBT is your thing) or any of the other fun calls we share. Thanks for checking in with me. That means a lot to know that you worry about me.
Now that Masturbation May is coming to an end, don’t forget to keep an eye on The Daily Cock and Enchantrix Perks to keep up with new and exciting specials and events from the Mistresses of the Enchantrix Empire!

p.s. No gallbladder surgery is scheduled for me, but I will be diligent in my health care, and what I eat. It seems as if the siracha I ate that day with my chicken was the trigger. I’m so sad. I just discovered that yummy spicy sauce!