Birthday Party Interruption

Usually coming up to my birthday I write a blog post about presents and wish lists and virtual bouquets thanking those who already celebrate me, reminding those who didn’t know…
This month has been different. Many of you know that I often have a foster litter of kittens floating around, or the mama who was dumped before she gave birth. I’ve also had a tomcat living in the neighborhood for the past three or four years. A few of us feed him, but he never wants to come in and stay in. I recently had him neutered, and all of a sudden he wants to be an indoor cat, loving up on me, the other cats, taking over the furniture like he’s king of the castle.

Now, y’all know I’ve got my sweet old dog Belle, too, and generally speaking, she and the cats ignore each other. That is until this big guy moved in! I guess from living on the streets so long his theory must be attack first, because one day that’s exactly what he did! She was completely freaked out, but only got two scratches and they are healed already. Me, though, well, his big fat strong back foot clawed the everloving heck out of my lower shin. It was awful. I wrapped a towel around my leg without really looking too closely, and of course called my mom to take me to Urgent Care!

It’s Good to be a Femdom

So, after great treatment, and medication, I went home to a freshly shampooed carpet, clean linens with a wedge pillow to elevate my leg, and a stack of granola and protein bars next to my bed, with a helpful sissy maid submissive in the living room to wait on me hand and foot. I stayed in bed (not in a fun way!) for about three days, and that third night I logged in to take calls. I tried to come into my office to work at the PC, but that really didn’t last long, even though I kept my leg elevated. On the fourth day I sent the subby home, and decided I may be slow, but thank goodness it stopped hurting so badly!

There was NO infection, I’m healing well- again, my reason for my health- good clean living and good genes!- and I’m mostly just bruised with a little swelling. I’m even going back to the gym tomorrow! Evan has been able to be with me a bit, and as you can imagine, I’ve been a little spoiled. I also want to thank those of you who checked on me, dropped me an email, or asked dispatch. I was checking my mail on my phone, but I was actually pretty whiny, so I didn’t respond with much detail.

Birthday Consequences

So, what does all this mean for you? Well, I didn’t really have time to prepare for a proper celebration for my birthday- no presents for you, no surprises or special benefits. It makes me very sad, as I wanted to make up something special for any of you who called in to celebrate with me on Wednesday. I guess that leaves the party planning to you great callers!
I’m sure you will forgive me, since I will actually be here to party with you on my actual birthday! Maybe we can figure out a way to turn the rest of the month into a party!

P.S. Thank you to one stroker pet who has remained in self governed chastity and aching so as to let me hear the explosive moans as he finally releases in celebration of my day!