Laughing at a Small Penis
They say that laughter is the best medicine, and I have had my share of it lately! One thing I have learned is that not all sissy callers have small dicks. But you know who does? Those folks who get hard during small penis humiliation sessions, or SPH sessions. I say “sessions” instead of “calls” because you would not believe the amount of guys that want to get on video and show me their teeny peens! It’s delightful!
Honesty is the Best Policy Here
When you have a small penis, sometimes the woman in your life will not come out and tell you that. Especially if you are just hooking up for the first time. You know how you can tell she wasn’t having a good time? When she disappears from your life! Yes, women are raised to be polite, to not hurt a male’s fragile and delicate ego. You know who doesn’t mind telling you you have a small penis? Me! I will be perfectly honest with you.
Right in the middle of writing, I just got a call from a fella who is a whole one inch soft, and almost three inches hard. He learned early on that he just didn’t measure up. For him, his small penis humiliation goes hand in hand with chastity, because if his woman can’t use it, he doesn’t need access to it either! He commented that most men with a small penis are also chronic masturbators. Do you find that to be true?
Can you Date When you Have a Small Penis?
Back to my theory about the women in your life. Depending on what generation y’all are, she may have been raised to coddle you. You won’t find that here around the Enchantrix Empire no matter our age! I find that honesty is the best policy, and once you accept the fact that you have a small penis, which is useless to a real woman, the better off you are. The issue we have here is what if there is no woman in your life and you want one? Well, you need to be open and honest with her when you get to the touchy-feely part of your dating life! How do you go about doing that? I’ll give you some ideas.
One of the things you must do with your lady friend is admit to her that you are smaller than average, but you don’t mind using toys to help her get off. Likely you have perfected your oral skills, but she would still enjoy that feeling of being filled up by something of substance! The other option is actively seeking out a lover with a big cock for her! Then, not only would you actively be humiliated for having a small penis every time she was with her lover, but also you would find yourself in a cuckold relationship. Not your cup of tea? Well, what are your options besides celibacy? Being a chronic masturbator? That’s it, really, isn’t it?
Making the Most out of the Least
So, to sum things up: You have a small penis. It’s useless to women, but you are a relatively nice guy who just can’t get any action. Go into your dating life with a different mindset! Jump at the chance to be of service to your gal, pamper her, and spoil her. Just bring in a stunt cock to give her pleasure in the bedroom! Instead of becoming a chronic masturbator while your lady love is being pleasured, lock that small penis up! I’m sure she will allow you at least a monthly release!
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this is an odd but related sort of question. I don’t really know. But sometimes when women or girls (who I don’t know well or am just friends with) call me “sweetheart” or “hun” or “sweetie” or something like that – like a sort of feminine type thing it seems like they “know” or sense that I am not endowed? I just don’t hear girls use those terms with all guys. Is there any reality to that?
Good question! I don’t necessarily think all women have the ability to “read” a guy, but perhaps there is something in the way you present yourself to the world, or carry yourself, that hints that you are maybe not as confident as your well endowed peers may be. It’s hard for me to tell via your written message, but we can have a chat, or even just check in with some close, trusted girlfriends and see if they agree with me!
I have small penis envy. .. I mean it seems like at least you Mistress’s are paying attention to all these tiny dicks. What about me? I have an 8 1/2 to 9 inch long cock that is 5 3/4 inches in girth at it’s fattest. But I don’t see any of you celebrating that! With all of those teeny peens walkin’ around I would think that many of you Mistresses would be offering yourselves up to me, lying on your backs and spreading your legs for me. I should get at least equal time with these sph guys. Ok,ok; you say “but you’re a mistress and you don’t do that”, well then send me along some of your ‘straight’ girl friends. Heck, I’ll even let some of your ‘almost no penis at all’ guys watch from about 20 or more feet away. They can shrink, and gasp, and get all embarrassed as much as they want. Just don’t bug me or the woman I’m fuckin’.
This msg sent from the heart of a Sigma male with a big Cock.
a Sigma is a type of Alpha who just doesn’t care what other people think about him.
notice I did not say : dick, or peen, or itty bitty … I said Cock
Evelynn- Mistresses have a special place in our hearts for those with a big cock! I’m just not sure many of us switch, and surely none of us are submissive enough for your fantasies! I have some ideas for you, though!
Empress Stephanie,
I love this blog post. It really speaks to me because of my small thin “pencil clitty”.
I love SPH and I truly want to have another call with you. I love your sexy voice and you are so beautiful. I only wish that I could be so beautiful but, alas, my sissiness is not as beautiful as you are.
I want to serve and please you, showing you how small my pencil clitty is. I no longer fuck my wife (I know my small penis can’t satisfy her) but instead of serve and please men by sucking their big juicy cocks and get fucked by them too.
I will call you soon and we can talk more about SPH, cuckolding, etc.
Your sissy faggot cocksucking bottom bitch,
cdCindy
cdCindy! thank you for the lovely compliments. It’s a good thing you know you can’t please your wife. Has she taken a lover for her own pleasure? She should! I look forward to talking to you soon…
To be honest – I have always had two big fears around this. They are not totally logical. One is that some girls imply that they know you are small without actually “seeing” – just the idea that (somehow) girls can tell through intuition or some physical features or shyness or things like that. I have heard some say hand size is telling. That is one fear because if they can tell without seeing then you cannot “hide” the fact. The other is that a girl who “knows” will tell her friend(s) or mention it to a girlfriend and the girlfriend will then know – and might imply then, to you that she is aware.
Owen- there is no hard and fast guideline to determining a mans size, not his hands, feet, skin color, or height. It really is luck of the draw! As far as ladies talking amongst themselves- we do!!!
You are very right that not all girls/women will say what they think though some will.
I feel like more are open and direct than ever. I have heard mixed ideas on whether you should be up front about your situation with a woman if you want to date her or go out with her.
I do agree that the gals coming up behind me age-wise are more open and direct about speaking up for themselves and speaking their mind. It’s a difficult situation deciding when to open up, but I have found myself able to determine size by a good old fashioned make out session on the couch before you ever get to the bedroom!
I don’t really know as I am a guy – but my feeling is that many girls find a way to do that – sort of get a sense of your adequacy and endowment before anything happens. The girls in my college always said they can “tell”.
Ladies are really smart and intuitive!
Such a hot post! I used to be proud of what I had, before it shrunk so much. Thanks for helping me confirm it has. Women are so shocked when they see it. They don’t expect someone 6’4” to be small. And yes, I’m a chronic masturbator with a prejac problem. Talk soon!
It’s such a humbling experience when your fears about shrinkage are confirmed! You’re right, we expect the tall guys to be well-hung, but I have learned that is not always the case. Talk to you soon! ( about that chronic masturbation, for sure!)