Inch by Inch
I know, I know, you guys who enjoy some small penis humiliation were feeling a little bit left out as we celebrate the glorious cocks with stamina around the Enchantrix Empire. Never fear, we still count on you all for a good laugh when we need one! Seriously, though, it’s not always about laughter. Sometimes you have genuine concerns, wondering why you can’t get a girlfriend, or only go out on first dates, but never a second. I can help answer those questions for you, too!
I know there are dick-rating sessions, but I don’t grade or rate your dick. We have a conversation about it, discussing its merits and shortcomings. Believe me, it will be honest and forthright concerning any “shortcomings” you may have!!! First of all, we start with a few doses of reality. If you haven’t measured your member lately or aren’t sure if you have measured it correctly, let’s start there! Take your ruler or measuring tape and press the end against your pubic bone, in past any hair or pudge you may have at the base of your dick. That’s the number you will bring to our session- we aren’t concerned with girth at this time!
Is It a Small Penis?
Now we move on to the knower of all things, the internet. I will search for multiple sources stating what the average penis size is for a man in your country. I can try to sort by age, too, possibly. I will cover all the bases, jotting down notes. Then once my sources have been exhausted, or you are satisfied with your information, we will refer back to the length of your penis, and determine if, in fact, it is a small penis. I’m fairly certain you will know after hearing the first source I cite, but if you have doubts, I shall continue.
Then we shall discuss! My opinion comes into play here, and of course, that is one of the reasons you contacted me. I have opinions, and I have standards. You may think you are perfectly fine with an average penis, or even one-half an inch above average, but I’m here to tell you, that is still a small penis and women with healthy sexual appetites do not want a small penis trying to penetrate them. It can be irritating like a mosquito buzzing around your face, you know? Your “average” penis is of no use to me! I’m not saying I’m a size Queen, necessarily, but you absolutely must be above seven and a half inches. Eight is ideal, but I generally do not bring a tape measure to bed- I’ve got a good eye for these things!
What to do with a Small Penis
First of all, never call it a “cock”. A cock is something of substance, and that’s not what you are dealing with here. You have a penis, a dick, a pin dick, a teeny peen, a shrinky dink…any number of other things we can call your small penis. Second, never inflict it on an unsuspecting lady. Let her know you do know you are less than well-endowed, but you can make up for it in other ways. Then, make sure you have excellent oral skills! Practice as often as you can. Chew bubble gum and blow bubbles to exercise your tongue. Buy her a quality insertable sex toy, and make sure it’s as large as she desires. You can use that and perform orally on her, worshipping her ass and pussy while she has all the fun in the world.
The other thing we can do is lock it up! You can join the ranks of the pussy free, in chastity long term, so no one has to suffer because of your small penis again. Remember when I mentioned stamina in the first paragraph? In my experience, you small penis guys lack stamina! Is it because you get too excited? Who knows, but that is another point in favor of chastity! We can discuss that further next time, until then, let’s chat about your small penis status!
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Reading about SPH shrinks me even further . After wearing tight women’s panties and Eunuch style flat chastity cage .I am 1/4 inch . I fit in the smallest size women’s panties and I love it
So true. Being a guy with a small penis(black guy that measures 4 1/2 inches), guys like me should be very aware of the situation they are in. Many guys would try to compensate(fancy car), getting a high paying job where they have a degree of control, cause deep down we know they have no control in the bedroom. Also, for guys like me who have gfs or married, they are always worried they their women are fucking other men. atter of fact, its a 100% guarantee their gfs or wives are getting pounded on a regular basis
I read that in a book a long time ago, I think it was : “The Tao of Sex”. It really works and the women seem to love it. I also lucked into that buzz like a bee lips that were wrapped around my balls and it was beyond amazing. I do want to try that on a woman’s clit (maybe I’ll sing a song silently in my head when I do that too), (I mean can you imagine a vibrator changing pitch all over the place?). …sex is such a good thing
The song of the siren!????. Of course Ms. Stephanie, you know I cannot resist when you write about small penises! I crash upon the rocks willfully submit and admit to Mistress, “Yes, I know that my endowment does not reach into the depths of a woman’s desires and readily accept my standing in life…(which often includes “kneeling”!
I learned from you long ago that adding that fraction of an inch did nothing but garner your disdain for my desperation. That mistake won’t be repeated!????. Of course my….oops, NOT “my” but Mistress’ little peanut is locked up for hours, days, weeks and months (just recently 137 days and over 2,000 hours) in order to earn a caged ruined orgasm, which I am sure you concur, is the only way I should be released. I must confess that when you wrote about 8 inches I headed to the tool box for the tape measure to wistfully gaze at the magnificence of that stature you demand. Naturally I place the tape against me, next to my extremely tiny flat chastity cage, realizing that I am in my proper place. Thank you Ms Stephanie❤️ I enjoyed your blog post so much…it has been a while and I hope everything is wonderful with you!????
Love this Ms Stephanie, it’s true that sometimes “just the facts” is humiliating enough! I agree with you, that although a guy has a small todger in his pants doesn’t mean he can’t please! He just won’t be pleasing in the “traditional” “lawd I wanna f-dat cock” way!
I said on a X-spaces (twitter) recently “I love tiny dicked guys they are so much FUN!”
Even in light of your demure, mindful, penis! LOL
LOL Demure and mindful, and cutesy even! Small penises just need to be accepted for what they are, and if that is humiliating to the owner, so be it! Thanks for stopping by Ms. Erika!
LOL you picked up what I was thrown down! Love it, see you around the Empire Ms S!
Let me also suggest to those “out there” reading this that I need more playtime with Ms Stephanie!? Come on let’s make that happen, two Mistress call with her , you and myself? ????????????
Ok, you mentioned tongue exercises. I have to respond and pass along some knowledge. Get an orange and a needle and thread. Pass the needle through the top of the orange and have enough thread (of course it’ll be times 2 – one up and one down) that you can hang the orange about 6 inches. Hold the orange in front of your mouth and jab at it with your tongue. When the orange swings back jab it again, keep going. It’s kind of like working a punching bag at the boxing gym. You will get strength and stamina. Then when you attend to her clit ; sing a song in your head and jab for each word, and/or beat. Because the song is silent, she won’t know when the next jab is coming. And of course roam all over, left and right, up and down. And then there is another part , which I haven’t tried out yet, but worked great on my balls : wrap your lips around her clit and vibrate your lips like you are making the sound of a bee. It’ll even sound like a vibrator.
This seems like a very intense exercise! And an interesting approach to oral sex! Thanks for sharing!
I have small penis envy. I need to get “balls to the wall”. Sometimes the tip of my cock rams into the woman’s cervix and that leaves me with part of my cock still outside of her body, in the air! Oh the woman will say things like “oh, I’ve never been touched there before”, sure, that’s great. But I need to feel my cock all the way encased in her vagina. I read somewhere that a woman with a wide mouth and thin lips has a long vagina, I guess I’ll have to start screening for that. Also, I thought that a vagina adapts (stretches or not) to accommodate almost any penis. Ok, for the reader’s info : my penis is 8 1/2 inches long. and that is without pushing the tape down to the pubic bone. Bigger isn’t always better