Inch by Inch

I know, I know, you guys who enjoy some small penis humiliation were feeling a little bit left out as we celebrate the glorious cocks with stamina around the Enchantrix Empire.  Never fear, we still count on you all for a good laugh when we need one! Seriously, though, it’s not always about laughter. Sometimes you have genuine concerns, wondering why you can’t get a girlfriend, or only go out on first dates, but never a second. I can help answer those questions for you, too!

I know there are dick-rating sessions, but I don’t grade or rate your dick. We have a conversation about it, discussing its merits and shortcomings. Believe me, it will be honest and forthright concerning any “shortcomings” you may have!!! First of all, we start with a few doses of reality.  If you haven’t measured your member lately or aren’t sure if you have measured it correctly, let’s start there! Take your ruler or measuring tape and press the end against your pubic bone, in past any hair or pudge you may have at the base of your dick. That’s the number you will bring to our session- we aren’t concerned with girth at this time!

 

Is It a Small Penis?

Now we move on to the knower of all things, the internet. I will search for multiple sources stating what the average penis size is for a man in your country. I can try to sort by age, too, possibly. I will cover all the bases, jotting down notes. Then once my sources have been exhausted, or you are satisfied with your information, we will refer back to the length of your penis, and determine if, in fact, it is a small penis. I’m fairly certain you will know after hearing the first source I cite, but if you have doubts, I shall continue.

Then we shall discuss! My opinion comes into play here, and of course, that is one of the reasons you contacted me.  I have opinions, and I have standards. You may think you are perfectly fine with an average penis, or even one-half an inch above average, but I’m here to tell you, that is still a small penis and women with healthy sexual appetites do not want a small penis trying to penetrate them. It can be irritating like a mosquito buzzing around your face, you know? Your “average” penis is of no use to me! I’m not saying I’m a size Queen, necessarily, but you absolutely must be above seven and a half inches.  Eight is ideal, but I generally do not bring a tape measure to bed- I’ve got a good eye for these things!

 

What to do with a Small Penis

First of all, never call it a “cock”. A cock is something of substance, and that’s not what you are dealing with here. You have a penis, a dick, a pin dick, a teeny peen, a shrinky dink…any number of other things we can call your small penis. Second, never inflict it on an unsuspecting lady. Let her know you do know you are less than well-endowed, but you can make up for it in other ways. Then, make sure you have excellent oral skills! Practice as often as you can. Chew bubble gum and blow bubbles to exercise your tongue. Buy her a quality insertable sex toy, and make sure it’s as large as she desires. You can use that and perform orally on her, worshipping her ass and pussy while she has all the fun in the world.

The other thing we can do is lock it up! You can join the ranks of the pussy free, in chastity long term, so no one has to suffer because of your small penis again.  Remember when I mentioned stamina in the first paragraph? In my experience, you small penis guys lack stamina! Is it because you get too excited? Who knows, but that is another point in favor of chastity! We can discuss that further next time, until then, let’s chat about your small penis status!

Talk Soon!

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