Stolen Panties
I want to address a particular type of panty boy here. The pilfering kind. Yes, you know what I’m talking about. The panty boy that goes into the drawers and laundry hampers of his conquests to build and grow his panty collection. Do you think we don’t notice when our lingerie comes up missing before we put it in the washer? Besides, if we wash it in a lingerie bag, it wouldn’t go missing in the washer! Silly boy.
I found the bra, but you’ve stolen the panties!
You like panties, it’s as simple as that. You like to sniff them, taste them, wear them, masturbate with them. It’s your naughty little secret. You don’t want brand new panties, either. Part of the thrill is that they are stolen panties, isn’t it? Makes them even naughtier, and thus sexier.
Not So Secret
So, you think you’ve pulled a fast one on us, right? I know what you’re up to, though. You like souvenirs! That’s why when I go to put my lingerie in a mesh bag, I’m missing that thong I was wearing the night you came over. You’re fooling no one. Next time you come over I’ll confront you, and make you show me what you did. I’ll even hand you the panties from my hamper, and let you put on a show!
You think just because you’re good in bed you make us lose our minds, don’t you? Make us lose track of our clothing? No, sir, you are wrong. We know what you are doing, we just think it’s a little funny, and a little pathetic. So, prepare for the confrontation next time you go over to her house! Watch her slowly pull out the bra, and then pretend she’s looking for the panties that you already have. She’ll look you right in the eye and ask you what you know about the missing panties.
You Get to Show Me
I bet you’ll blush and stammer and try to act innocent, but you will be too shocked and embarrassed to actually pull off looking innocent. I can’t wait to find out if you are a panty sniffer, or a panty wearer. Either way you’re going to cum in my panties to entertain me, and make up for being a thieving panty boy!
Have you ever stolen someone’s panties? Call me and confess. I want to hear all about what you did with them.
Talk to you soon!
Immediately the iconic “Mission Impossible” theme song comes to mind.
I have “borrowed” panties, (never stole) but the stealth required the nerves of a jewel thief. Now im thinking of that haunting sax of the “Pink Panther” theme whilst the peccadillo is underfoot.
After a successful foray and all evidence is covered up I cannot stop thinking of that iconic triumphant theme to The Great Escape! 🎼da da…da da da da da..
Movie night knicker nicking!
Ms Stephanie, I must say the adrenaline rush of actually buying your own panties never gets old. Please don’t steal. Without permission anyhoo!
More so, I think I’m more at risk to be pilfered than do the pilfering. My unseen (for the most part) panty inventory is a source of pride and….hold on a sec, “Where are my lavender and lace French cuts!? Damn …
That picture is cracking me up!😂
Talk about panties? Talk about fun!
Thanks Ms Stephanie❤️
little peg- panty talk is a lot of fun! I can only imagine how extensive your collection is! I’m not sure panties have ever actually left my house, but I do know they have been “borrowed” from the laundry hamper and made into a sticky mess. He was punished! It was fun…lol Thank you for being here and reading my blog!
Punished deservedly so. The nerve! Yes! My collection? Started out with a panic “Granny panty” purchase…I’ve come a long way since then…and only in my panties when instructed by Mistress!
I would absolutely love to be able to find your panties in the laundry hamper. Oh my sniff sniff and wear them . Maybe even wear them on my head . Or as a face mask to wear at the supermarket. I would not keep them for my collection I buy my own panties and have panties that female and T Girl friends have given me. I am just thinking 🤔 about the time when one of the older T Girls from the trans support group gave me g string panties. At that time I wore panties that I would have to tuck and hide.Back then there was no way to hide it. Before knowing about the FU FU clip or shrinking methods except for hormones that do cause shrinkage. I wonder why she gave me those g string panties?
April- that would be fun to play with you and my panties. Thank was very kind of her to give you the panties- maybe that was her only motive?
To be totally honest – yes. It seems things are just “left out” at times. Panties and larger cupped bras are a sort of low stress non judgmental “girlfriend” for not a not so endowed fellow. To be totally honest.
owen- I do appreciate your honesty! So you think you are being teased by the person leaving out the lingerie? How interesting!
i never would do that Ms Stephanie,
i always buy my own
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You’d be surprised how many people do start out pilfering panties!