So let’s get right to it. You are the owner of a little dick. You have a small penis, and there is no lying your way out of it. It’s obvious to anyone who has had the misfortune to see it. You are less than average, less than acceptable for a real woman. Is this you? Read on!

You saw the other guys at the gym. You were too embarrassed to shower there because you were afraid they would laugh at your lack of length. There is no way you could be a “grower”, not with that miniscule peen. You would go home in shame, shower alone, and think of how nice it would be if you had a real cock, like the men at the gym.

Thinking about the size and girth that you witnessed there oddly arouses you. You are ashamed of that fact, but it’s the truth. You imagine being one of them, able to please a woman instead of make her laugh at you. It’s been a while since you got close to a pussy, and you know you would squirt all over her thigh from excitement if it happened now. 

Come to think of it, you haven’t really had a real woman in your bed for ever. There was that one virgin in college, but she didn’t know any better, so you got lucky. Once she learned about what a real cock could do for her, she had no time for you anymore. You thought she was busy studying? She was busy hooking up with the studs on campus!

There was the one time you hired an escort. You thought you’d luck out with her. She started to give you a hand job and before she had done much you were already done. You paid a woman to laugh at you, didn’t you? Just like you are going to pick up that phone and let me laugh at your small penis.

It’s all tied together in your head now, isn’t it? The small penis humiliation triggers a hard on, which triggers laughter, which causes you to orgasm. I’m not lying! You know I’m right, and you can’t help yourself anymore. Your brain is wired this way now. There’s no way around it. You need the laughter to give yourself a feeling of worth. At least you can do that for a woman is your reasoning. 

I’d love to see you on Skype if that’s your thing. It helps me understand how small you really are when I can see it. After all, you still try and make it sound bigger by adding that half inch, don’t you? But it doesn’t help. You have a small penis and there’s no hope that it will ever be anything but a laughing matter. Ready to entertain me? Give me a call!

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