Seeing an Amusing Trend
There seems to be a lot of small penis humiliation callers coming out of the woodwork during this difficult time. Not sure if it’s because you are stuck at home, faced with your shortcomings on a more regular basis, or if it is just coincidental, but you all are surely entertaining as hell. 
Do I Have a Small Penis?
There are a few types of you guys, and I’m going to share the breakdown I see, in general terms, just so you know you are not alone. The first category is the guys who know they have a teeny weeny. These are the guys who willingly admit they have a small penis. The ones who even volunteer the details of their teeny peen without much encouragement or curiosity from me. We could be talking about the fact that he is wearing panties while his girlfriend is with her lover, and he says “Because I have a worthless, small penis, Mistress.”
Fractions Do Not Matter
Then we have the group of guys who are well below the average 5.16-inch penis, but always add the fraction, like telling me they are four and three-fourths inches long, as if that three-fourths makes any difference when you have a small penis! If you have a teeny weenie, adding on the fraction you read on your ruler or measuring tape isn’t going to impress anyone, least of all me! You all need to realize that only full inches count, and you still don’t have enough to count as anything other than a small penis. Plain and simple truth.
Listen to me read to you about the reality of your small penis.
Clueless in the Bedroom
The third group of you just go along your merry way thinking you have a perfectly fine “average” penis, and women surely can’t expect more from you than the national average length! (again, 5.16 inches). You think your wife or girlfriend is satisfied just because she gets to have an orgasm from your fingers or mouth stimulating her. Here’s a question to ask yourself: Does she own any type of sex toys like a dildo? Is it bigger than your small penis? Yes? That’s because she wants more than what your tiny dicklette offers!
Change is Good
Given the opportunity, if she could have a bigger dick than your small penis, she’d take it without a second thought! It’s time for you to understand this, and with my honesty and clarity I will bring this truth home to you and you will never again think that your small penis is something that women desire or lust after. It simply disappoints us! Want to hear me spell it out for you little dicked one? Give me a call and I’ll explain it as clearly as I can.
Special Thanks and a Heads Up
I also want to thank those of you who have already remembered my birthday is fast approaching. The Virtual Bouquets were lovely, and the Amazon Gift Card is going towards a purse I’ve had my eye on. I will obviously not be having a party but I think I will do some celebrating! Margaritas and fajitas delivered to my door by my fave Mexican restaurant sounds like a perfect way to self-isolate. Who knows, enough margaritas and I may just jump on to take calls! Can you imagine? I’m such a silly girl when I’ve been imbibing- you wouldn’t even recognize me! Maybe that would be the perfect opportunity to deal with your delicate male ego and engage in some good old fashioned SPH!
Talk to you soon!
p.s. Don’t forget for the entire month of April I’m giving you an extra five minutes for every 15 Sexytexting minutes you purchase with me!
Ms. Stephanie,
I just had a recollection of another SPH moment that was unique from some years ago. I was at a bar and a man who knew a friend of mine hit on me a few times in a very sexual way. I let him know I wasn’t gay, and everything was friendly and the evening went on. Then I went to use the restroom and suddenly he pulled up right next to me and said “so we meet again” and pulled out his large cock and started using the facilities, looking at mine, which was barely poking out of my zipper. I felt an immediate and intense tingle of erotic and embarrassment and sense of being dominated. I thought about it a lot after that and think had I been willing, he would have dominated me intensely. His was a lot bigger than mine, and I pulled mine back into my pants out of embarrassment. It was powerful. I’m still proud of my 4-inch cock, but I accept there a a lot of bigger ones out there..
My penis is so small some of the hairs are longer than it.I must tweeze them and shave ???? i was working on my car in a nude resort and things were not going right and my penis shrank inside myself and disappeared, fortunately, no one seen it and nobody makes a deal about smaller penis cause there are quite a few here
I just measured my clitty 1and a half inches
I know i have a small penis but i would like to use ït again i know some women who aren’t getting any and i am thinkîng about using my small penis again\\Should i try again?
April Nicole, I think you should just accept your fate, and know that no women want to use your small penis. It’s just a fact of life, doll!
Oh Stephanie believe it or not i have gotten sex with my tiny penis whether it is a sympathy lay or an experiment where a woman will think i try a little dick but i have gotten some without being a sugga daddy to get some why i don’t know. I am a nice man. I cook clean and don’t abuse or hit a woman my momma told me never hit a woman i said momma but what if she cheats. Momma said you can always just walk away. There are plenty of fish in the sea your father never hit me. Even when i hit him i tried to call you but there is some kind of a card problem. You are an awesome woman whoever is your man lover is the Luckiest man in the world
Glad you were taught well! I hope we get to talk soon, April Nicole. Thank you for the compliment, and thank you for reading here!
Well upon further review Mistress Stephanie if you think i shouldn’t get with women maybe i should do other sissies
I think being with other sissy girls will be the perfect outlet for your sexuality!
Thanks, Mistress Stephanie for the advice but i don’t think i will find other sissies near me i have gone to the Trans Support Group near me and it is helpful for transition. I guess i might just go and find some nice dicks to suck on.I guess back to the gay beach and hope i find a nice dick.
When i wear a g string it looks like i am a peanut smuggler
I have gone to nude resorts with my micro.
I think when you are small you just know. But it is only when you are attracted to a female that it becomes an issue. There is nothing quite as anxiety provoking as thinking “will she think I am small”. To be honest it is probably a silly question because you already know she will. It is more a matter of both how small will she think I am? And, will I be “dismissed” when she finds out? And, how will she handle it – will she say nothing (which can be even worse than if she says something) or will she say something directly? The best thing to do is to be as nice as possible.
Yes Ms Stephanie it can be a punch in the gut when first told you don’t meet the requirements for the position as it were. Over time I have come to grips…(or should that be “grips to come?”) with my spot on the chart and you know, it’s not so bad. (One such chart had 4.5 inches classified as “Micropenis”…I wish! Won’t reveal but you can imagine if I’m jealous of 4 1/2!) There are resources at our disposal to help us wee ones accept us as we are… namely wonderful Mistresses such as yourself to wield your magic to spare us from going through this alone! Not everyone will feel as I do, obviously, but I find it quite fulfilling to share this little secret and love the playful teasing when it comes to my gear. It’s not going to get bigger so make the best of what you have… or don’t have, for that matter. Plus, you have the greatest reason to wear the prettiest of panties each day.
Hi Ms Stephanie: Always willing to offer a long comment on my favourite “short subject”…
There is no point in denying what I’ve already revealed to a “growing” (lol!) number of the wonderful LDW family, my moniker is well deserved!
In an earlier missive to you I was introduced to your disdain of fractions and agree with you wholeheartedly! Quibbling over that 1/4” seems laughable now. I would need a running start for that to make a difference and I would think that technique may have an adverse effect on the mood of the moment!
Safely tucked in to my panties yet again for another day/night I remain,
Yours truly
little davey ❤️
little davey- I think it’s always better when a caller realizes his shortcomings- it can be emotionally difficult to come to see the truth in a Mistresses statements of fact when she explains to him that he is far less than stellar in the penis department! Thanks for reading!
Misstress Stephanie you are so right about a small penis accepting fate . women on the Internet who have seen my clitty told me that I belong in panties and chastity . well after giving in and doing it. I am so happy in thong panties and chastity and sucking dicks . True freedom.