Listen to me read to you about my MILF status here.
Defining a MILF
I know we’ve talked about the fact that a MILF need not have offspring to qualify for the “ILF” status. One only needs to be mature, perhaps warm and welcoming. Nurturing even. I like to think of myself as one of the MILF’s you come across at the grocery store and surreptitiously follow not because you are a stalker, but because you are drawn to my warm and compelling personality, in addition to the way I look.
Older Woman Next Door
I think you’d see me as a mature woman next door, wise and full of secrets that you wish you could know. You enjoy watching the way I carry myself, with not a care in the world as to someone else’s opinion. You enjoy that I can still wear short skirts and high heels of someone half my age and still look sexy as hell. You’ve been caught staring at me more than once.
Saying Hello
All you have to do is say hello, sweetie. Ask me a question about my pets, or my garden. Once you come into my space, you can be assured I will sense exactly what you need from me, and I will absolutely take control of the situation. No reason for you to be shy!
MILF Phonesex
How does this translate into a phonesex call? Well, call your favorite MILF Stephanie and just start a conversation! Maybe compliment a picture. Ask me if I like younger men! There is nothing too private for us to discuss, you just need to reach out and say hello, and I will teach you everything you need to know!
