I’ve noticed that quite a few of you callers with a small penis don’t seem to last very long. No studies have been done, but I’d say 90% of you with five inches or less last less than five minutes. Do you fall into that group? Does it please you to know that I know your small penis is far less than average?

Are you one of my callers who has a small penis, and secretly likes to share this information with a sexy intelligent woman? Do you get excited when you have to tell the truth about your small penis? Does the sound of my laughter make you stiffer? All that excitement makes you explode quickly, doesn’t it?

There is something about my mocking laugh, my teasing giggle, that gets you beyond hot and bothered. That’s exactly where I want you to be- so you can suffer the embarrassment that comes with not only having a five-inch peen but also cumming in less than five minutes. Of course, that leads to more laughter, which, as you well know, can often lead to your tears.

Isn’t that what happens when you have a less than five-inch/five-minute success rate? Tears of embarrassment and humiliation mingling with my laughter and delight. That’s all you really deserve, truly, that laughter. Silly you, inflicting your shortcomings on a sexy woman. You’ll never learn, will you?