Listen to me read to you about SPH fun.

Isn’t That Special

There is a special kind of guided masturbation that happens when you have a small penis. You don’t get to stroke as if you had a regular sized penis! There are accommodations that must be made when you have a small penis.

Pretty Little Peen

One of the ways we can accommodate your small penis is by dressing it up in a pair of pretty little panties. If that is the case with you, then I’m pretty sure you will be masturbating like a girl- rubbing your clitty, fingering your pussy. Maybe you’ll even get to hump a pillow!

Special Kind of Small

One thing that tickles me is when you think your 4.5-inch penis is “average”. No, cupcake, it’s not. It’s below average, and as such, it delights me. Or at least it makes me laugh. How do you masturbate with that teeny peen? I’m sure you will want to tell me all about it, hoping to dazzle me into forgetting you have a small penis. You’ll be able to tell by my laughter that I haven’t forgotten a thing, though!Small penis humiliation is good for my soul!

The Humiliation of Your Reality

Sometimes you can’t even bring yourself to talk about actually masturbating. You tell me of your failed attempts at actual intercourse. You recall the first time you realized that even though your body was that of a man, your small penis was never going to catch up. This is the type of SPH call that truly makes me laugh. You can’t quite come to terms with the reality of your small penis, and here you are at 42, still hoping for growth.

Because I Truly Care

Whatever your small penis concerns, you’ve come to the right place. If you are trying to figure out new and amazing ways to masturbate that accommodate your lack of size, I’m here to educate you. If you need a healthy dose of reality so you can finally accept the truth, I’ll tell it to you straight. If you just want to make me laugh, well I’m always up for that!

Bring me your small penis, and I’ll do my best to find a way to entertain us both!

p.s.K! I’d already finished it, but maybe I’ll write an entire blog about you soon! Thanks for the delightful call!