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Variety is the Spice of Life

Guided masturbation is always a good time. I still get to exert my control over the fun you are having, and you get to stroke. It’s a win-win for us both. So, how does it not get boring? Well, not a single one of you are alike!

Unruly Stroker

I have one caller who absolutely can not follow directions to save his life 90% of the time, but he’s funny and earnest and absolutely worships me. He does listen when I tell him to stop all movement, but as far as guiding his masturbation, only one hand listens at a time. The other hand just can’t control itself! He only gets away with it part of the time, and that is because he makes me laugh.

Tease, Edge and Maybe Even Denial 

Another caller likes to be edged, and edged, over and over again. Again, I laugh as I get to listen to the whimpers and moans as I tease and deny repeatedly. The fun part is on any given call he may be totally denied- whatever tickles my fancy at the moment.  But hey, at least he gets to enjoy some masturbation fun, even when he doesn’t finish!

Masturbation Rhythm and Rhymes

One of the most entertaining callers uses made up rhymes to stroke to. Sometimes he creates a rhyme, sometimes I do. Having Mr. Spanky wank to the rhythm of a funny phrase is nothing short of delightful, and makes the guided masturbation all the more fun.

Guided Masturbation Mistress

Laughter is the Best Medicine

What do they all have in common?

Well, you get to masturbate, so that’s a common thread.

The other, of course, is that I am delighted. I get to laugh at your frustration and discomfort.

As you know, no matter how sensual I am, how sweet, it is still all about making me happy, right?