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Jizz Eating June
Last month was masturbation May, and many of you went into overtime jerking your poor manhandled prick. That’s lots and lots of orgasms. Loads and loads of jizz. Cum. Semen. Whatever you call it, May was the month that produces the cum that you crave. You say you don’t crave it? You’d never dream of swallowing? Well, I’d bet a good 2/3 of my callers are hungry cum eaters , and those are just the ones who have admitted it!
Jack Off and Slurp That Jizz Up
Whether you catch it in a shot glass, on a plate, or swipe it up with your fingers, you are eating that cum.
…when the secret ingredient is my lovers jizz
You never thought you would, but after I had you glide it on like lip gloss (the shade is “Jazzy Jizz”!) and you realized it didn’t taste bad, you’ve been excited to try cum eating again. You even wondered if you were flexible enough to raise those legs up over your head and point that pecker straight at your face. Let gravity drop that jizz right into your hungry mouth. (yoga keeps you flexible!)
Kinky Connoisseur
Obviously there are those of you that have tasted the nectar of your nuts and now want more. You look at your coworker and wonder what he tastes like. Does your vegan neighbor have a different flavor to his jizz? Vegan cum? The guy on the subway? At the gym? Your wife’s BBC lover? You want to taste everything at the jizz buffet! You need it, you want it, and I am going to help you figure out how to find it, and drain those balls right down your throat. Give me a call and we’ll come up with a cum eating plan!
~Your Kinky Phone Sex Mistress~
