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Passing the Penis
Have you heard of a fun game we mistresses like to play here at LDW called Pass the Penis? Traditionally speaking, you check in with a few of your favorite mistresses or ask the Cock Concierge who she suggests, and the lovely dispatcher on duty will send you to the ladies that you request to have temporary custody of your penis for a bit. Each lady teases and plays with you in her own inimitable way, and, if you are lucky, the last one will let you have a happy ending!
Pass The Pumpkin Halloweenie Celebration
Since it is the month of Halloween we’ve come up with a lovely way for you to Trick or Treat among the Mistresses here. From October 19-29th, when you chose to purchase a pass the penis session, instead of picking out which sexy Mistresses you will connect with, you will select the treat you will get (or trick!). I think the best part of this is you get to meet a Mistress you may have never spoken with before! You still (probably) get a happy ending for your penis, but on top of that you get to make new connections. It’s just like knocking on all the doors in the LDW neighborhood, collecting treats, but for your penis!
Penis passing Treats (or Tricks!)
You may wonder what sort of surprises could be in store for you. The basic choices you have are pretty standard for what we do around here, skills we all generally excell at. This is the menu, with a short explanation of each. Remember, talking to a Mistress is all about you getting a treat- what we do with you is our treat, though- and that may seem like a trick to you!!
The available categories are:
~Supernatural Strapon ~anything from strap-on training to sucking, and all stages in between!
~Cockgobblin~anything you may enjoy which requires a cock or cum to be in or near your mouth
~Cuckoween Cave of Horrors~all shades of being cuckolded by the sexy women in your life
~Haunting Humiliation~whether you have a teeny penis or you are just a loser in general, we will make sure to point it out to you!
~Femme Phantasm~anything about the feminine girly side of your personality, coerced or convinced, this is the treat for you
~Jack-Off-Lantern~this is for those of you who desire a Mistress to instruct you in a special way to masturbate
~Treat & Trick~here is where you get the treat of being able to masturbate for us, maybe edge a few times- the trick is when we decide if you get to cum or not!
Of course, if you can not handle being passed around like a toy, you can enjoy a Gruesome Twosome Call~Two Mistress who are absolutely not gruesome at all, unless that’s your thing- then perhaps we can find a zombie goddess! Just let your dispatcher know if you are selecting from the wickedly wild menu of delight, or you prefer to select your Mistress by name.
Can’t wait to talk to you and have a spooktacular (or is it spunktacular?!) time!!
Pass the Penis is always fun, but this spooktacular spin on the game is especially fun. I’m still smirking at the various puns. There’s still two days left to play, so I hope the strokers are ready for their treats! It really is like going to door to door…except your neighbors are merciless cockteases in sexy lingerie who know how to make a man whimper in frustration, lol. Forget about the neighborhood that passes out king size candy bars; give me the one with vixens in fully-fashioned nylons!