Laughter at Your Expense
“The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.”~Mark Twain
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” ~ Charlie Chaplin
(from Think Exist)

There are things that can happen during a phone sex call that would bring about absolute giggles- a case of the hiccups, a sneezing fit-but generally speaking I laugh low and soft, a teasing gentle laugh that comes from deep inside. I adore teasing you as you stroke for me. I adore the moans you emit when I edge you, and you think you need release, and yet I deny you. Those are some of my favorite calls when you rely on me to make sure you have an amazingly explosive orgasm. As I tease you, you will hear me laugh gently at you, and you know how much you enjoy making me happy.
Stretching the Truth
The fellas that truly delight me, and bring a smile to my face, are those guys with a teeny little penis. Some have come to terms with the fact that they are far less than adequate, they admit it, and they know that there is really no hope for themselves. Then there are the guys who always, always add “…and one-quarter inches, ma’am” as if that one-quarter is going to impress me when you have a well below average member. Seriously, if you have to remind me of that quarter inch, you know I am going to laugh at you.
Any Attention is Good Attention
You should be used to that though, shouldn’t you? Being humiliated for your pin dick? The thing is, though, now it’s as if you have been classically conditioned to get turned on by my small penis humiliation. You know you are going to have a happy ending, eventually, so your little pecker springs to attention just because someone is paying attention-even if it is to just laugh at you. So that teeny little weeny gets plump as I begin to smile, grows as I laugh, and before you know it, my laughter is sending waves of anticipation through your stubby prick. Just thinking about it makes you get a little stiffie, doesn’t it? I’d love to share my opinion of that thing with you-
Talk to you soon!
Empress Stephanie, your Erotic Seductress
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