Stroker Bois and Sissy Gurls

I just wanted to drop you a quick note explaining why I totally wiped out my phonesex calendar availability dates. We have a month of holiday celebrations ahead of us, plus minor knee surgery on December 3rd, so I’m basically going to try and be here at least five or six nights a week until we are interrupted by other obligations. I will absolutely take phonesex or sexy texting appointments, and can sometimes even be persuaded to wake up at early o’clock to charm you- or torment you.

How to Charm Your Phonesex Empress

I’ll even let you buy me a replacement carafe for my favorite coffee maker ever (have to look up the link! Be patient!), and as long as you give me advance warning, I can set the timer so it’s ready before we play. This means I will be checking in by phone to catch your emails, and if I respond on my phone they won’t be as wordy as they might be otherwise. This also means you may just get 17 retweets in a row or a bunch of Tumblr posts reblogged. I’m dangerous with a phone in my hand…as you should already know!

How to Pamper Me from Afar

So there’s something you didn’t already know; I’ve got a bad knee because before I was a phonesex goddess  I used to be a reckless tomboy who could and did take risks. I skated and crashed bikes and all that fun stuff that can catch up with you eventually. It’s just a quick arthroscopic surgery, and I should be back up and chatting within 24 to 48 hours. You’ll be here to keep me company, won’t you?

Make appointments. Spoil me. Bring coffee.

That about sums up the next month!