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On Tormenting your Testicles

Well, pets, the other night I was part of a fun game of pass the penis , and while I am not known for being physically punitive with you, I had the opportunity to use a riding crop to tease and torment a caller. I actually think that the tormenting was a bit more . . . → Read More: On Tormenting your Testicles


 

Line Up Losers! Let Me Hear You Cry!

As cold as it has been here in Kentucky, it really has been more wet and icky than frozen and snowy. While I appreciate the fact that I am not snowed in, and can still go out with friends, I am really getting tired of the muddy puppy prints all over the floor when . . . → Read More: Line Up Losers! Let Me Hear You Cry!


 

Loser Lessons and Internet Issues

Well, pets, although My holidays were amazing, and many things are fantastic so far this year, one thing that is really trying My patience is the internet service here in the lovely small town that I call home. Let Me just say a very un-Empress-like “OMFG” here… Ok, that said, I just wanted to . . . → Read More: Loser Lessons and Internet Issues