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Panty Boy is Just the Beginning
Sometimes there comes along a caller who is just so pathetic I can’t help but laugh. The first time we talked he had “borrowed” his roommate’s panties to wear while he masturbated. When I found that out, I instructed him to purchase several days worth of his own panties so that he wouldn’t be a panty thief.
Pillow Humping Panty Boy
Being a panty thief is pathetic enough, but it gets even better. Do you think this panty boy masturbates in any of the traditional ways? NO!!! That would be far too normal for our panty boy! He doesn’t jack off; he doesn’t use any toys. This little panty boy is also a pillow humper!!!
His Embarrassment Delights Me
This isn’t the best part though! What makes the pathetic panty wearing pillow humper even MORE pathetic is that he can barely speak when he calls! He is so excited to be talking to an actual real woman that he whimpers, nearly crying with shame as I laugh at how ridiculous he is!
Panty Wearing Pussy Boy has a Special Pillow
I found out last night that the pathetic panty wearing pillow humping pussy boy has a pillow dedicated to humping!
I wonder if he has a name for it, and pretends it is his “girlfriend”!!!??? 
I’ll have to make sure and ask him next time he’s brave enough to call!
Oh my Mistress Stephanie, You always make my panties so wet when You take control of me. i will always be Your panty wearing pillow humping pussy panty boy.
pillow humping pussy boy, you delight me! I hope you’ve gone shopping as we discussed! I’m looking forward to being amused by your pillow humping and more, soon!
Ms Stephanie, nothing worse than a panty thieving, pillow humping pussy who’s scared to talk to women. Feel free to send him my way and I will make a real man out of the ashes of his now long-gone masculinity.
Ms. Cindy, I don’t think any particle of his ashes could be made into anything resembling a real man, even with your skills. I fear he’s just too far gone to be anything but who he is…LOL