I know y’all are waiting to hear about the winner of the free phone sex call from my July Anniversary Celebration.

I’ll tell you what I know about the mysterious lucky caller.

His name starts with R.

He called at approximately 2 AM EST on July 7th.

I don’t have an email address, no contact information, no way to get a hold of this guy except to post here, then Tweet, Tumbl and Facebook share.

I don’t have any other clues, because y’all know I don’t take notes! I guess I should have this time!

Who would have thought to enter a contest, and then not wait for the winner to be announced!

I hope all is well, R. and you see this soon enough to claim your prize!

So, if this is you, or sounds like you, email me, comment here, something!

If I don’t hear from you by August 17th, you will forfeit your call, and I will take your name out of the drawing, and spin for a winner.

Until then, here is a picture to make y’all smile!

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