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SPH is Number Five of My Favorite Top Ten Kinky Phonesex Topics

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SPH is More Fun Than Being a Lady

It came as a great surprise to me when I realize how much I enjoyed SPH. To think of making fun of someone because of a physical shortcoming goes against the way I was raised, and what I believe to be a basic tenet of decent human behavior. I generally believe we should be nice to one another. Even as a young lady, before I developed into the femdom mistress you know and love, I was opinionated, and had certain expectations of a potential lover. I may have rejected you, but I wouldn’t have told you that your dick was too little!

I Can’t Help Myself!

Fast forward a decade or more, and I won’t hesitate to tell you the truth about your teenie weenie. Too small? I’ll tell you! I’ll start out politely, but if you are delusional- if you try and tell me your four inch pin dick is “average” you will soon find out how ludicrous I think your persistence is! Somehow that really does bring out a slender little sadistic streak in me and the feisty side of me starts with the SPH hard core. I’ve pulled studies and links off the internet to explain to a caller that his “almost 4 inches when it’s really hard” peen is below average, and when it’s discovered that it’s just barely over three in reality, well, he was laughed at until he whimpered! He still had the nerve to continue to argue with me that six inches was “huge” and eight was “gigantic”. Poor delusional fella…SPH is good for my soul!

Laughter (at you!) is the Best Medicine!

Oddly enough, some of you delight in being laughed at! A SPH call is a perfect way to give me a good laugh, while reminding you of your place in the hierarchy of sexual beings. A little dicked loser who already knows his place is a delightful sub. He’s ready to serve and pleasure his mistress just to be in her presence. After all, what else are you good for with your teeny little weenie?

 

2 comments to SPH is Number Five of My Favorite Top Ten Kinky Phonesex Topics

  • Stephanie

    Ms Lena- shortcomings can rarely be overlooked, even if the male in question is useful in other ways. Maybe a bit of forgiveness, since he’s making himself otherwise useful…lol

  • Ms. Stephanie, you told exactly how it always happens when under endowed men are talking about their little button dicks. They always add an inch and a half or more to the size. We know better though, it never measures up to the reported size. Just so he knows his place though, perhaps his shortcomings can be overlooked?

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