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Lighten Up My Day

” Laughter brightens the eye, increases the perspiration, expands the chest, forces the poisoned air from the least-used cells, and tends to restore that exquisite poise or balance which we call health.” ~ Orison Swett Marden 

I’ve been thinking about all the ways you bring me happiness when you call. Maybe not specifically happiness, but actual laughter. There are quite a few reasons I laugh either before or after a call, and I thought since you like the sound of my laughter, I’d share a few of those reasons with you.

Can you make me laugh?

Laughter Due to Your Limitations

SPH is inherently funny in and of itself, but what gives me a giggle is when you say you are “almost 4 inches.” Because, even if you are exactly four inches, your little pecker is pretty worthless when it comes to vaginal intercourse! Trying to convince me you really please the women you are with sexually is ludicrous. Those women who end up just being one night stands and fading out of your life are just too polite to tell you they need more than your little dicklet. Most women don’t succumb to laughter when they hear your pathetic protestations that you “can so please a woman in bed”! It doesn’t matter how good you are with your tongue; four inches is useless.

Laughter Leading up to “No.”

Another type of call that just cheers me right up is the fella who is either being passed around in a Pass the Penis session, is in chastity, or is just being relentlessly teased based upon a prior agreement, who then begins to beg for me to change the game. Darling, I am all about safe, sane, and consensual, but when we agree on no orgasms, by golly, you will not have an orgasm. It’s your begging and pleading that bring me laughter on this type of occasion.

The Price of My Laughter

A few of you are self-admitted pathetic losers who can only manage to talk to a pretty woman when you pay her for her time. Sometimes you are compelled to buy her gifts, flowers for her home, and lingerie for her dates with real men. This sort of stuff just tickles my funny bone because you know you are less than worthy, you know you are pathetic, virtually a cuckold, and yet you grovel for scraps of her attention ever hoping for a few more moments. I’m always delighted to hear when you have left me a virtual bouquet just to charm me, hoping to win favor with me. You do know I get the best laugh out of telling my friends what a loser you are. I suppose it’s a win-win situation, though, you get to talk to me, and I get to share my laughter all the way to the bank.

Talk to you soon!

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