Well, pets, here is another entry on My favorite types of phone calls. This one focuses on My cuckold callers. Now, you may think you do not know if you are a cuckolded husband or boyfriend, but I believe if you look deep inside yourself, you will be able to figure it out. Here are some questions to ask yourself: “Am I always the friend, never the lover?” “Does She prefer oral when She is with me, saying it is more satisfying?” “Do I give Her gifts and pay for it when She goes out with Her friends?” “Have I ever really had an extended sexual relationship with a beautiful woman who just volunteered to sleep with me? (not a professional!)”
So, I am pretty sure you cuckys answered “Yes, yes, yes, and no.” to those questions. Am I right? Of course….
Because really, what do you have to offer a beautiful woman? That is generally the crux of the matter. You are not well endowed. You have a teeny weeny. You have experienced years and years of small penis humiliation and that’s all you know anymore, it’s almost a safe haven for you. Once a woman finds out about your little pecker, She knows there will never be a sexual relationship with you, but there may be things you can exchange to have a mutually satisfying friendship. Things such as: I may allow you to be in My presence after you send My friends and I to a day spa for some pampering. I may allow you to sleep on the floor next to My bed if you send us gals out of town for a few days. I may allow you to soothe Me with your warm, wet tongue if My sweet little….
well, I’ll just leave that alone for now- but give Me a call at 800-601-6975 for some erotic storytelling phone sex and I’ll tell you what it is I do with a real man before I come visit you. Then you will know what I use your soothing tongue for!
If you have any other questions regarding whether or not you are a cucky, well, I really enjoy helping you figure these things out. If you have gotten your little feelings hurt by a woman turning you down sexually, and you want to understand that better, well, I’m glad to help you with that. Like I said, I’m pretty sure you already know, but if you want some confirmation, here I am.
Talk to you soon!
Stephanie
