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Grace And Beauty

If you know me, and I think you do, you know I’m not afraid to go out and explore the woods, the hills, the streams.

In addition , you probably know that once in a while I absolutely am un-mistressy,  un-empressy, and sometimes not a bit graceful .

I have good news and ridiculous news. The good news is I’m able to purchase the empty lot next to my property.  It’s moderately overgrown,  but would be a perfect place for a gazebo, a hammock,  a firepit, and a container garden of flowers the deer won’t eat. Or I can put a larger pool up there. Possibilities!!

The ridiculous news is that it’s a relatively steep bank between here and there. ( you can see where this is going already, can’t you?) I was coming back down just fine, until a tree root snagged my foot and I….fell (…felt like I catapulted, really). I didn’t break anything, not even a nail. My dignity was bruised. Unfortunately,  my knee was also twisted. The swelling is going down. Technically I could lay in bed and take calls. EXCEPT…lol The pain medication takes me from very sleepy to very silly. This is where I draw the line on taking calls. A giggle fit is far more undignified than sliding down a bank, in my opinion. I’m cutting it back, today has only been half doses. I’m getting restless laying here with ice on my knee.

If you have been trying to redeem the free minutes that you earned from me during July,  shoot me an email and I’ll make sure we make it happen.

If you’d like to contribute to building STAIRS between up and down the bank, I believe I could get prefab stairs to have set in the bank, and if I recall there are Lowe’s gift cards on my wishlist…lol

I should be back Sunday,  even if I’m not at my desk I suspect I’ll be more alert and less giggly! Until then, behave!!

 

Converting Men’s Sizes to Women’s Clothing

Listen to me read this post to you here. Clothing Conundrum

I know a lot of you crossdressers, and sissy girls want to be able to go shopping for your clothing out in public, instead of always online. If you are new to crossdressing, it can be difficult converting the numbers you know . . . → Read More: Converting Men’s Sizes to Women’s Clothing

My Cup Overflows (or my cups overflow…)

You can hear my personal thank you here.

Hi there! I wanted to write a quick post just letting you guys know that I had an amazing anniversary celebration in July.  I appreciate all the calls and notes from regular callers. The gifts were pretty spectacular, too! I also had lots of fun meeting some of . . . → Read More: My Cup Overflows (or my cups overflow…)

Pathetic Panty Boy Entertains Empress Stephanie

Listen to me read this to you here. Panty Boy is Just the Beginning

Sometimes there comes along a caller who is just so pathetic I can’t help but laugh. The first time we talked he had “borrowed” his roommate’s panties to wear while he masturbated. When I found that out, I instructed him . . . → Read More: Pathetic Panty Boy Entertains Empress Stephanie

The Topic of Phone Sex Favorites

Click here to listen to me read this to you.  Favorite Phone Sex Topic

I’m often asked what my favorite topic is for a phone sex call. You may not have seen the list I made of my top ten favorite topics, so you can check that out here. I’ve got to say though, . . . → Read More: The Topic of Phone Sex Favorites

The Summer of Strict Stephanie

Listen to me read this to you here.  Strict and Sensual, Sweet and Sadistic 

It seems like the heat of the summer brings out the strict side of your sweet, sensual Mistress. Kinks and fetishes that normally don’t find their way to me seem to continuously come my way lately. I am still as . . . → Read More: The Summer of Strict Stephanie

Foot Fetish Fantasies

Listen to Me Read This To You Here Sometimes Only a Good Foot Job Will Do

I seem to have been browsing a lot of foot fetish posts on Tumblr and amongst the blogs of the other Mistresses. You may have noticed me sharing pictures and drawings of men in positions of adoration. Some . . . → Read More: Foot Fetish Fantasies

Orgasms Enhanced With Cock Control

Orgasms Can Be Even Better 

Remember the stroker pet I wrote about here? He’s back and needs my help with some cock control over his out of control jerking habit. Like most chronic masturbators this pet still has difficulty relinquishing control of his orgasms to a sexy, sassy, mistress.  That is where trust comes . . . → Read More: Orgasms Enhanced With Cock Control

Anniversary Celebrations and Shenanigans Are About to Start

Listen to me read this to you here. The Celebration Begins

As you may know, I’m in online college working towards my degree in business management. I’m not planning on leaving you! I just want to finish something I started years ago when I was young and well behaved. One of the classes I’m . . . → Read More: Anniversary Celebrations and Shenanigans Are About to Start

The One Where the Stroker Pet Gets Chastised

Click here to listen to me read this to you. Sad Stephanie

Less than two days after I wrote about my stroker pet who had practically begged for my help to control his binge jerking and run of the mill orgasms, I get a phone call from him confessing to me that he stroked . . . → Read More: The One Where the Stroker Pet Gets Chastised